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I've Been Everywhere - Covid 19 version

by Jonathan Byrd

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Everybody needs a laugh right now. Every download of this track will not only help you feel better, we will also donate 100% of the proceeds to the WHO Covid-19 Response Fund. Building infrastructure in poor places now can help globally with future outbreaks- health organizations that were built to fight smallpox later helped to contain ebola.

Enjoy! Laugh! Help out! Thank you. Your fan, JByrd

lyrics

I was totin' my pack along the dusty Cackalacky road
When along came a semi with a hand sanitizer load
"If you're goin' to White Cross, Mack, with me you can ride"
And I said thank you but I’ll stay six feet away, if you don’t mind.
He asked me if I'd seen I-40 with so little traffic and
I said, "Listen, I've traveled everywhere I can.”

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Sat in the living room chair, man
over to the bathroom there, man
in the kitchen I got my share, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to the hallway, foyer, mudroom, linen closet
dining room, sitting room, starin at the kitchen faucet
master and the half bath, bonus room, bedroom
cleanin out the attic where there ain’t no headroom
both sides of the bed trying out different pillows
trying to relax and watching shows about serial killers
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Sat in the living room chair, man
over to the bathroom there, man
in the kitchen I got me a pear, man
I've been everywhere

I've been to the front porch, back porch, citronella tiki torch
couch to the lazy boy, steppin on sharp toys
hiding in the shower till the hot water runs out
wondering how long till my neighbor gets his guns out
hiding all the toilet paper guess we need a little more
anything to go to the goddam grocery store

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Sat in the living room chair, man
over to the bathroom there, man
in the kitchen with the silverware, man
I've been everywhere

I’ve been to youtube, facebook, twitter got another look
reddit and politico, things I didn’t wanna know
tik tok and what’s app, LinkedIn and SnapChat
Tumblr and Instagram, everybody’s got a cat
Even with all the pornography that I’ve found
The most shocking I saw was myspace is still around!

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Sat in the living room chair, man
over to the bathroom there, man
in the kitchen in my underwear, man
I've been everywhere

credits

released April 1, 2021
Jonathan Byrd - guitar and vocals
Johnny Waken - electric guitar and vocals
Austin McCall - guitar and vocals
Barry Tomlinson - audio engineer

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Jonathan Byrd Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Preacher's kid, Gulf War veteran, award-winning songwriter, Youtuber, teacher, and creativity coach from North Carolina.

“One of the top 50 songwriters of the last 50 years. ” — Chicago Tribune

“...a folk singer with the heart of a rock 'n' roll band.” — K. Oliver, Free Times.
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